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Pay
TV Army is the Foreign Legion, Storm Troopers, Al
Quaeda, Bader Meinhof and Red Cross. All in one.
Music is our ammunition and the war to be fought
is all about spreading the values that Pay TV
stand for; the right to be super sexy, to be a
glam-slut, to be as much of an idiot as you want,
and at the same time outsmart everyone else.
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Make your boring life
exciting and meaningful. Justify your
time and space you occupy on earth by
doing something that really matters
before you die. Even you can be a
missionary. Alas, if you don't like it
missionary then all you need to do is put
on your dancefloor uniform and strut to
the sounds the electrodisco bible
provided by Pay TV. The
Pay TV army is built up in autonome
cells, like many similar organisations
but with slightly different goals. Do you
have what it takes to start a cell, to
join the most glamorous and influential
army in the world right now? Very few
people that have proven their loyalty and
eternal devotion to the Pay TV moral
values have been given titles. These
people are our commanders and our network
is growing bigger by the day. The final
goal is World Domination, what ever else?
Why aim for anything less than the
perfect society where Pay TV rules and we
all play by Pay TV rules. Imagine the
whole planet run by us and the standards
we represent.
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Do you have what it takes? What we
need from you is to do the Pay TV recruit test
(we will send you the questionairre) and to send
us a fresh urine test. If you pass at least one
of these tests you can sign up and join
the Army!
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Grades
within the Pay TV army:
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 Send us a
mail with name, uniform size, what weapon you
prefer (champagne bottle, microphone, gucci dress
or surgery knife) and the meaning of life.
army@paytv.se
Our
most prominent and most decorated officers
Claudia
Cash. Chanelle Ferarri, Neena
Fatale - Soldiers
Tom Stereo
Minister of Propaganda
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Håkan
Lidbo
Über Führer and Senior Admiral of Audio
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Bimbo Boy
Master Sgt and Duke of Sandviken and
surroundnings
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Orange Fuzzz
Senior Beatmaster Chief of the North
American Continent
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Lisa
Månsson
Major Strategic Supervisor
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Petra
Hont
Dpt Sgt Master Chief of
Espionage and Visual Manipulation
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Faisal Jehan
Admiral of the Persian Gulf Fleet and
Master DJ
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Christer
Björkman
Private Dancer
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Carola
Häggkvist
Scumbag
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Sylvester Stallone
Cook and Cleaning
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Britney
Spears
Scumbag
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Lars
Svensson of Aftonbladet
Scumbag
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Recent
conquers
Eastern
front
Our
Russian fan-club has formed and the official
illegal Pay TV website is soon up and running
Our Catalan cell have made a strategic move
against the eastern front. It’s all
documented at http://youtube.com/watch?v=7FtdbGPaSng
Western
front
Our man
in San Fransisco is creating an army of street
promoters to change the face of the city
Southern
front
The
alternative video for ”Fashion Report”
has boomed on Youtube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=rHsFqKk9ecI
Northern
front
The pride
festival in Norway have booked Pay TV summer 2008
Head
quarter
The major
of Stockholm have proposed that one of the main
streets downtown should change name into
”Pay TV gatan”.
Please
sign up at army@paytv.se.
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