Price: 12 EUR

Pay TV - Euro Pride Album Promo. Here it is, probably the best album in the World. All our singles and four brand new tracks. 3 of them being solo tracks from the "silent year" of Pay TV where we had a lot of arguments. At one point we planned to split up and form three new groups Pay TV1, Pay TV2 and Pay TV3. Luckily we became friends again and Pay TV stayed together as a group. But these three songs were the beginning of our solo careers. This album was only sold at the Stockholm Euro Pride Festival and can not be found in any record store.

Buy this record, keep it in your bank vault and be sure to make a fortune when this unique album will be worth a fortune in 5-10 years.

Price: 10 EUR

You’ve eard the song, you know the buzz, you have seen the video. You have listened to the lyrics and learned so much. There is no reason for you not to buy this record. Well, if you’re poor then you might not be able to buy it. But then, Pay TV might not be the pop group for you, bye, bye!

01. Radio Mix
02. Extended Mix
03. Mark Dalton's muscle man remix
04. Queixo Sofrestadas
electromatic remix

Price: 6 EUR

This is the song about the most important thing for a woman today. How to lose weight, and to stay thin. And when you have reached your goal, your perfect weight, then there is always someone else, in the magazines or on TV, that is even thinner. So back to the gym girl! This song will keep you motivated! 

Price: 500 EUR

This single was sold exclusively on the Stockholm Pride festival and if you weren’t there now is the time to pay the price. And if you were there but you were too greedy to buy this masterpice EP, then you can only blame yourself. We know it’s expensive. But it’s worth every cent. Be one of the very few that owns this EP. Maybe  you can start an exclusive club where you meet and cuddle with your Pride EPs.

Price: 8 EUR

This song was our contribution to the Swedish Eurovision Song  Contest in 2005. The song is a lecture in how to make success in the music business. Look at us, we have followed the advises of this song and now we are superstars. Maybe you can be one  too? Buy his single, it can be the start of your own musical career. You can get it very cheap, but then you owe us 50% of your future incomes as a pop star. Deal?

01. Original Mix
02. C64 Remix

Price: 6 EUR

Trendy Discotheque is know as the best song in the history of pop. It’s our anthem and the song is all about us. We once met through this song and it still keeps us together. Especially if  you buy this record. We need all the money we can get.So come  on! Shopping is good for all of us. It releases endorphines and it makes our World go around. Send us your money!!!

Price: 399 EUR

Dirty Money
Book by Claudia Cash

Everyone wants to be rich but very few people have the guts to do what it takes. Read and learn from Claudia Cash’s sensational book about todays economy and how to use the small gaps within the international trading laws that allows you to make money from slightly dirty businesses.

It’s a well-known fact that a big chunk of the Wolrd’s Economy consists of drug trading, human trafficing, organised kidnappings, bootlegging, child labour and so forth. Most investment companies avoid these sectors for goodwill reasons but if you only know where to look, what to buy, when to sell and to whom, then Caludia Cash can garantee that your stock will grow rapidly. Caludia Cash has graduated from Peckham Rye’s School of Business and has a degree in creative accounting.

Price: 499 EUR

Buy Chanelle Ferraris amazing gym video and get fit in no time. Learn all about how to dress, how to pose, how to tease and how to look totally sexy when training att the gym. Learn about body language and the secret codes that will make it easy for you to pick up any beefy hunk of your choice. Learn about dress codes, how litte you can wear without doing anything illegal. how to work out hard without transpirering, how to smell like fresh flowers even after hours in the gym-machines.

Price: 1299 EUR

Neena Fatales Digital Boyfriend Archive

Pay TVs fantastic boyfriend finder has a number of unique features. You can organize your boyfriends not only by name but also physical advantages and disadvatages, income, celibrity status, IQ and a series of other special factors.

It also holds a synchronized calendar where you easily can see any double booked dates and help you chose the man with best potential. If you get really desperate, the boyfriend finder has build in WLAN so you can get access to every dating service on the net. The boyfriend finder comes in trendy skins like pussy pink, luxury gold and sleezy silver.

Price: 2399 EUR

Pleasure & pain
Torture kit.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. It’s me most natural thing and we can’t change it. Boys like to play with guns and kill each other, small and grown-ups. Many toys today are not taking this in consideration so we have developed a series of toys that will satisfy boy’s need to play the same games as the big boys.

Tony’s Torture will make for many hours of good fun when the kids electrify each other with battery cables in the nipples, tear out finger nails with pincers, blind folding, genital torture, water torture, you name it. Watch the little rascals play Guantanamo at the same time as they learn about life’s realities.

Price: 249 EUR

Diaper thong
Exclusively for babies!

Why must a girl wait until she’s 3 or 4 before she can express herself as a woman? The opression of females right to live their life fully has been going on for thousands of years. The womans natural instinct and purpose in life to please her man (or girlfriend) has been stigmatized and discriminated.

Now, for the first time in the world, a girl can wear string panties even before she is through with diapers. The diaper-thong is as dry and reliable as any other diaper on the market but it’s also very sexy. The little girls behind is as generously exposed as on any beach babe in Brazil.

It might be a little more expensive than the normal diaper (about 100 times as expensive) but the little baby girl’s right to express herself is priceless. As a new feature you can get the diaper-thong with a text of your choice. You can also chose from 4 different colors. This will cost you quite a bit of money so anyone that sees your baby girl will know that your concern for your baby hasn’t got a price limit.

Comes in three different colors with separate exclusive statements: